Half-Awake

I am half-awake, have somewhere to be in about an hour, and am vaguely angry about it. Please, for the love of all things holy, should you ever have the misfortune of waking up in my vicinity, do not talk to me until AFTER I've been awake for at least half an hour. If it's you that has to wake me up, it's probably a good idea to not take anything I say seriously during that time.