Brian says Work Really Sucks Today

So he did a myspace bulletin, and I'm ripping it off.

Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? No
If the mob was after you, what would you do? Probably whatever they want
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? Yes
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? No
What are you looking forward to in the next few months? Warmer weather, buying a house
When will you turn 18? Next lifetime.
If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do? Scream
How many pillows are on your bed? Two
What song are you currently listening to? None
Have you ever passed out from drinking? Yes
If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do? Take pictures
What time did you wake up this morning? 9:00am
Do you have any cousins? Yes
Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box? No
Who was the last person you talked to? Sherri
What is the WORST subject they teach at school? No idea
Where do you plan on living when you grow up? Don't plan on growing up
What was your dream this morning? Get work done
How many times have you seen your favorite movie? At least 50 times
Where was the last place you traveled? I think Ohio, could be wrong
How was your past weekend? Decent
If puppies stayed small forever, would you buy one? No
What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road
Ever liked someone that you didn't think you stood a chance with? Yes
Is someone on your mind right now? Yes
Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes
Would you ever change for a boy/girl? No
Pro-life or Pro-choice? Choice. This IS America.
Have you ever been on stage? Yes
Can you whistle? No
Would you do anything for that special someone? Yes
Do you know who Stewie Griffin is? Yes
Can you say you've never cheated in a relationship? Yes
Do you hangout with more guys or girls? Why? Both, have lots of friends
Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend? Yes, and I was wrong
Do you like the beach? Yes
What color is your toothbrush? White & Red
What makes you laugh? Everything
Are you ticklish? Yes
Have you ever been in a hotel room with your friends/opposite sex? Yes
If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Fuck You!
Do you trust all of your friends? Not anymore
Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Yes
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes
Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yes
Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Depends on what specialty
Are you afraid of falling in love? Not afraid, just resistant
Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Yes
Whats your most favorite scar? Too many scars, no favorites
When was the last time you flew in a plane? Vegas Trip last year
What did the last text message you sent say? Can't remember
What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? Appearance, Intelligence, Sense of Humor, Attitude
Fill in the blank. I love: myself today
What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? Pay off debt
If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
All the people that mattered would already be there.
How many kids do you want to have? Already have all I want
Would you make a good parent? Already am
Where was your default picture taken? the Fat Iguana
Whats your middle name? after my great-grandmother
Honestly, whats on your mind right now? I should be working
If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? Nothing
Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding? Kerry was, don't think it'll happen again
What are you wearing right now? Sweat pants & t-shirt
Righty or Lefty? Righty.
Best place to eat? Home
Favorite jeans? Safety pinned ones, still need artwork for the right leg
Favorite animal? Polar Bear
Favorite juice? Pear
Have you had the chicken pox? Twice
Have you had a sore throat? Yes
Ever had a bar fight? Yes
Who knows you the best? Me
Shoe size? 7.5
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? Both
Ever been in a fight with your pet? No
Been to Mexico? No
Did you buy something today? No
Did you get sick today? No
Do you miss someone today? No
Did you get in a fight with someone today? No
When is the last time you had a massage? Can't remember
Last person to lay in your bed? Me
Last person to see you cry? Don't really do that
Who made you cry? See above
What was the last TV show you watched? The news is on now
What are your plans for the weekend? Going out somewhere, hanging with friends, working, killing time
Who do you think will repost this? No one
Who was the last person you hung out with? Robert
If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say? No