1) When I get drunk, I like to:
Go home & sleep it off
2) Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts?
I try not to do that when I'm sober either
3) Do you Cry?
Lately, I've been half about to, but not because I've been drinking
4) Do you get Angry?
I have, but have to start out that way
5) Do you Vomit?
Oh, hell yes
6) After 7 beers are you drunk?
Yep
7) Your favorite drink is?
A Free One
8) Tequila does what to you?
Makes me feel warm inside
9) Whiskey makes you?
Not do anything I already wasn't planning
10) Who do you drink with?
Whoever's drinking
11) Vodka makes you?
Not do anything I wasn't already planning
12) Do you smoke when you drink?
Nope, but I get tempted
13) On the rocks or straight up?
Rocks, please
14) Do you Pass Out?
Not usually
15) Do you drink girly drinks?
Sure, Vodka tonics with lime are girly drinks, right?
16) Do you drink alone?
No
17) Worst Drink you have ever had?
Don't remember anything too horrible
18) Do you play drinking games?
Nope
19) Drunk Phone Calls to people?
Have done it, not proud
20) Drink and Drive?
When I've had to get home
21) What is your favorite beer?
Guiness
22) What is your favorite mixed drink?
Long Island Iced Tea
23) What is your favorite shot?
Tequila
24) What will you NOT drink?
Acid
25) Are you a lightweight?
Probably more than I'd like to admit
26) Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas?
Nope
27) Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver
Unsure
28) Do you like frozen drinks?
Nope, I get a head freeze
29) Do you drink liquor straight?
Yep
30) Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
Yep
31) Have you ever had a jagerbomb?
Yes, 3 in one night, puked in my purse
32) Are you drunk right now?
Nope
33) Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day?
Not when you average it out, nope
34) Do you drink a lot of wine?
Depends on what is meant by "a lot"
35) When is the last time you drank?
Been a while
36) Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
Yes
37) Ever done a Keg Stand?
Not yet
38) Name someone that will repost this drinking survey?
Can't think of anyone
39) Ever been streaking or did crazy naked stuff while drinking?
Yes, but I do crazy naked stuff sober too
40) Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
Nope
41) Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?
Nope
42) Ever carried someone due to their drunkenness?
Nope
43) Have you ever cleaned up a friends puke?
Nope
44) Puked in a friends car?
Yes, but all post-biological material was contained within my own clothing
45) Ever drank more beers than years?
Nope
46) Ever smash a beer bottle when mad?
Nope
Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
A Poet's Soul....
In a jar, somewhere in my kitchen, buried under boxes of junk....
But he yearns for poetry, and I acquiesce....
Electronic Man
Distance bridged by fickle media
Words fly slowly across the page
Soul and thought fear not the implement
Intellect feels and soon it fails
The planet swings again
Connecting outlets to devices
Phrases form solidly into fact
Life not lived without notice
We strive or we contrive
To wring passion from exchange
Affirmation of opposition
There's no meeting in the meaning
There ya go, fine, I did it, and I guess it didn't kill me. But The Bard is still The Man, and #57 is still killer shit.
But he yearns for poetry, and I acquiesce....
Electronic Man
Distance bridged by fickle media
Words fly slowly across the page
Soul and thought fear not the implement
Intellect feels and soon it fails
The planet swings again
Connecting outlets to devices
Phrases form solidly into fact
Life not lived without notice
We strive or we contrive
To wring passion from exchange
Affirmation of opposition
There's no meeting in the meaning
There ya go, fine, I did it, and I guess it didn't kill me. But The Bard is still The Man, and #57 is still killer shit.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Deep Questions from Hollywod
Well, at least that's her myspace nickname!
1. Is it difficult for you to look into someones eyes when you are talking to them?
no
2. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
I wouldn't - emergency lines need to be kept clear at times like that
3. You have to choose between your significant other and your best friend, who do you choose?
Neither should ever make me choose, I hate ultimatums
4. You can have one of the following two things: trust or love?
Can't have one without the other
5. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Call emergency services, as I cannot swim and my trying to save the dog would make it worse
6. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
If I had to stay there, Western Europe, if I could come back, South America
7. Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Would you do it?
Nope, the last hour of his life was unbearably painful
8. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
I'd like to think so
9. Does love=sex?
It shouldn't, but to many it does
10. One of your best friends dies, what would you do?
Whatever I was asked and able to do
11. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt?
I don't have a problem with honesty, but I have a problem with feelings, so, a long, long time
12. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you hate them?
Either
13. What do you think would be the worst thing for you to give up on?
Life
14. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Sunday
15. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
I don't think it would help
16. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear a noise. What do you do?
Continue doing whatever it was I was doing
17. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
Nope, I'm not qualified to do it, and might make the situation worse, but I would call for help
18. Are you old-fashioned?
Nope, far from it
19. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heartbreak or to never love?
Already had what I thought was true love, still seeking it, and I've learned I can handle heartbreak
BONUS ROUND!
4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be?
I don't expect anyone to call me at that hour, and if they do, I answer, "Who's dead?"
How is life going for you right now?
it's a rollercoaster
Do you like screamo?
no idea what it even is
Who was the last person you talked to on MSN?
dont use it
Last words you spoke?
Can't remember
Have you ever kissed anyone who’s name started with an M?
several
How do you feel about gay marriage?
don't really feel anything about it, think it's just fine
David Blaine?
don't really get too far into magic
Can you play guitar hero?
tried to at Brian's on New Year's Eve... or was it RockBand?
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
warm
Do you "play" outside?
yes, weather permitting
What do you currently hear right now?
watching Constantine
What do you think your best friends are doing right now?
all kinds of things
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
was 28 at the time
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
football
Where is your number one person on your friends list?
probably working
Do you feel like dancing?
Yes!
How much money do you have on you?
none physically stuck to me, probably over $20 in my wallet
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Nope
Do you speak another language other than English?
I speak a little bit of a few
What made you happy today?
Waking up
Where is your girlfriend/boyfriend?
out there, somewhere
What did you do today?
not nearly enough
Who is the first person you think of when someone asks you who you like?
Him
Did you date anyone this past summer?
Not "date" really, no
Who was the last friend in your house?
Sherri
How’s your ex doing?
Just fine without me, apparently
Is there someone you want to fight?
Yes, but I'd get hurt
What color shirt were you wearing when your last kiss took place?
No idea
Song playing right now?
no music, just movie
Does anyone like you?
Many people
What are you thinking about right now?
Posting this
What’s your middle name?
Which one?
What were you doing an hour ago?
Nothing of any particular import
What does your last message in your inbox say?
No idea, haven't checked for a bit
Do you secretly like someone?
Yes
Where were you friday night?
home
Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
yes, always
Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
Yes
Next vacation you’re going on?
I don't really get vacations
Do you have any piercings?
ears twice
What’s something you really want right now, be honest?
An Appointment
Do you like to text or call more?
call
What’s the closest blue object to you?
pants, about 10 feet away
Is there anyone you hate?
nope
Are you single?
yes
Do you like the color orange?
love my orange shoes
Where was your last long road trip to?
upper middle michigan
Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
nope
Who is your favorite person to kiss?
difficult to say, couple good kissers out there
Would you kiss them again?
heck yeah
What is the weather like today?
windy & cold
Worst job you have ever had?
I've had several awful ones
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober
Why did your last relationship end?
we weren't in love
Who did you last talk to on the phone for over 20 minutes?
Renee
Where will you be in an hour?
at home, possibly asleep
1. Is it difficult for you to look into someones eyes when you are talking to them?
no
2. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
I wouldn't - emergency lines need to be kept clear at times like that
3. You have to choose between your significant other and your best friend, who do you choose?
Neither should ever make me choose, I hate ultimatums
4. You can have one of the following two things: trust or love?
Can't have one without the other
5. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Call emergency services, as I cannot swim and my trying to save the dog would make it worse
6. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
If I had to stay there, Western Europe, if I could come back, South America
7. Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Would you do it?
Nope, the last hour of his life was unbearably painful
8. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
I'd like to think so
9. Does love=sex?
It shouldn't, but to many it does
10. One of your best friends dies, what would you do?
Whatever I was asked and able to do
11. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt?
I don't have a problem with honesty, but I have a problem with feelings, so, a long, long time
12. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you hate them?
Either
13. What do you think would be the worst thing for you to give up on?
Life
14. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Sunday
15. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
I don't think it would help
16. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear a noise. What do you do?
Continue doing whatever it was I was doing
17. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
Nope, I'm not qualified to do it, and might make the situation worse, but I would call for help
18. Are you old-fashioned?
Nope, far from it
19. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heartbreak or to never love?
Already had what I thought was true love, still seeking it, and I've learned I can handle heartbreak
BONUS ROUND!
4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be?
I don't expect anyone to call me at that hour, and if they do, I answer, "Who's dead?"
How is life going for you right now?
it's a rollercoaster
Do you like screamo?
no idea what it even is
Who was the last person you talked to on MSN?
dont use it
Last words you spoke?
Can't remember
Have you ever kissed anyone who’s name started with an M?
several
How do you feel about gay marriage?
don't really feel anything about it, think it's just fine
David Blaine?
don't really get too far into magic
Can you play guitar hero?
tried to at Brian's on New Year's Eve... or was it RockBand?
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
warm
Do you "play" outside?
yes, weather permitting
What do you currently hear right now?
watching Constantine
What do you think your best friends are doing right now?
all kinds of things
How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
was 28 at the time
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
football
Where is your number one person on your friends list?
probably working
Do you feel like dancing?
Yes!
How much money do you have on you?
none physically stuck to me, probably over $20 in my wallet
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Nope
Do you speak another language other than English?
I speak a little bit of a few
What made you happy today?
Waking up
Where is your girlfriend/boyfriend?
out there, somewhere
What did you do today?
not nearly enough
Who is the first person you think of when someone asks you who you like?
Him
Did you date anyone this past summer?
Not "date" really, no
Who was the last friend in your house?
Sherri
How’s your ex doing?
Just fine without me, apparently
Is there someone you want to fight?
Yes, but I'd get hurt
What color shirt were you wearing when your last kiss took place?
No idea
Song playing right now?
no music, just movie
Does anyone like you?
Many people
What are you thinking about right now?
Posting this
What’s your middle name?
Which one?
What were you doing an hour ago?
Nothing of any particular import
What does your last message in your inbox say?
No idea, haven't checked for a bit
Do you secretly like someone?
Yes
Where were you friday night?
home
Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
yes, always
Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
Yes
Next vacation you’re going on?
I don't really get vacations
Do you have any piercings?
ears twice
What’s something you really want right now, be honest?
An Appointment
Do you like to text or call more?
call
What’s the closest blue object to you?
pants, about 10 feet away
Is there anyone you hate?
nope
Are you single?
yes
Do you like the color orange?
love my orange shoes
Where was your last long road trip to?
upper middle michigan
Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
nope
Who is your favorite person to kiss?
difficult to say, couple good kissers out there
Would you kiss them again?
heck yeah
What is the weather like today?
windy & cold
Worst job you have ever had?
I've had several awful ones
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober
Why did your last relationship end?
we weren't in love
Who did you last talk to on the phone for over 20 minutes?
Renee
Where will you be in an hour?
at home, possibly asleep
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Warning Label
So, I was talking with the Pharmaceutically Enhanced Goddess the other day and she laughingly suggested that I need a warning label, something to let strangers know exactly what's in store if they approach me. A few of the items she recommended, and a few I came up with on my own are:
- Handle with care, potentially flammable
- Not to be operated by anyone under the age of 30
- Do not attempt to engage this device while under the influence
- Makes frequent, sudden stops, turns, and bounces
- Changes Opinions and Clothes faster than intended
- Dangerous Curves
- Occasionlly Exceeds Tolerances to Alcohol, Caffeine, and BS
I'm sure there are more signs that people wish they'd seen displayed, feel free to add a few of your own.
- Handle with care, potentially flammable
- Not to be operated by anyone under the age of 30
- Do not attempt to engage this device while under the influence
- Makes frequent, sudden stops, turns, and bounces
- Changes Opinions and Clothes faster than intended
- Dangerous Curves
- Occasionlly Exceeds Tolerances to Alcohol, Caffeine, and BS
I'm sure there are more signs that people wish they'd seen displayed, feel free to add a few of your own.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Tenkiyasen
Last week one of my neighbors inquired of me, "Is it cold enough for you?", an appropriate question, as I was outside with the dog in my pajama bottoms and t-shirt, a pair of flip-flops on my feet, no coat, and it was windy and cold. This same neighbor, today, asked, "Is it hot enough for you?", again, completely appropriate, for the same exact outfit, but a different temperature, in the mid-50's and sunny. I LOVE Michigan, the weather changes faster than my mood.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Don't do this
Last night I had far too much tequila and did something I probably shouldn't have: I drunk texted. This does not come as a shock, as I have drunk dialed, I have drunk emailed, etc. What is different this time is that instead of falling asleep after the drunk texting, I sat up a while and thought about what I'd talked about. I can't remember much of what I dreamt about later on, but I keep having flashes of an image of myself walking down a street waving a peace sign hello at... someone. Weird.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Manual Transmissions and Real Friends
Yay! New Skill!
Well, ok, not new, but since I hadn't driven a stick-shift vehicle in about 10 years, I got to re-learn how to do it. In a red Ford Escort, with over 105,000 miles on it, belonging to Brian, who lent it to me for a couple days. When people tell jokes about how you can tell a friend from a real friend, I've finally figured out the distinction that sets Brian apart: a real friend will lend you their car for two days on an hour's notice, no questions asked. The point is not why I didn't have my own vehicle, but that I'm lucky enough to have real friends. So now, I'll be buying another friend's car, getting it out of his driveway, getting me some hot new wheels... I think I'll look pretty good in it too.
Well, ok, not new, but since I hadn't driven a stick-shift vehicle in about 10 years, I got to re-learn how to do it. In a red Ford Escort, with over 105,000 miles on it, belonging to Brian, who lent it to me for a couple days. When people tell jokes about how you can tell a friend from a real friend, I've finally figured out the distinction that sets Brian apart: a real friend will lend you their car for two days on an hour's notice, no questions asked. The point is not why I didn't have my own vehicle, but that I'm lucky enough to have real friends. So now, I'll be buying another friend's car, getting it out of his driveway, getting me some hot new wheels... I think I'll look pretty good in it too.
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