So, I was talking with the Pharmaceutically Enhanced Goddess the other day and she laughingly suggested that I need a warning label, something to let strangers know exactly what's in store if they approach me. A few of the items she recommended, and a few I came up with on my own are:
- Handle with care, potentially flammable
- Not to be operated by anyone under the age of 30
- Do not attempt to engage this device while under the influence
- Makes frequent, sudden stops, turns, and bounces
- Changes Opinions and Clothes faster than intended
- Dangerous Curves
- Occasionlly Exceeds Tolerances to Alcohol, Caffeine, and BS
I'm sure there are more signs that people wish they'd seen displayed, feel free to add a few of your own.
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