Survey... because I've been to Vegas and I'm jet-lagged

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. ranch, but i dip instead of pouring it all over

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. new one - Quiznos

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. cheap - big boy, group - red robin, date - azteca

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. around 20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. pasta

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Ham & Pineapple & Black Olives

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. grape jelly

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. doublemint

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 130

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. no idea

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. orange pattern

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. depends on what i'm doing

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. eyes?

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. a foot of my intestines, including the appendix, pieces of glass, teeth, my son

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. hearing

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. it's been years

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. my luggage

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. yes

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. nope

Q. Is love for real?
A. yes

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I wouldn't

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. red

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. no idea

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. don't think so

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes, several times

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. it's not the naked part, it's the half mile part that's kind of off-putting

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. yes

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. nope

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. meh

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. nope

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. nope

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. nope

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. probably

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: nothing

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: nope

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: both

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand, but I have sat down for other reasons in there

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: yes

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3

Q: Where were you born?
A: a hospital

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: last 4th of July, but it wasn't my run-in to have

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: don't want to

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Dan / Prime

Q: Last person you called?
A: James

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mr. Pants Hat

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 42

Q: Color?
A: blue


Q: Season?
A: autumn

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: yes

Q: Mood?
A: jet-lagged

Q: Listening to?
A: PowerRangers on tv

Q: Watching?
A: see above

Q: Worrying about?
A: nothing

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: hotel / casino

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: i can wait

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Shrek 3, but I fell asleep during part of it

Q: Do you smile often?
A: yessiree!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: sure