The New Word for April is Douchebag

According to Michelle, who began using it full-strength on her drive from Texas home to Michigan this past week. She took a bunch of beautiful pictures of her honey Brad & the scenery of the Lone Star State; we're all glad she's back safe & sound. She is, however, now calling people douchebags for infractions in common courtesy or general impolity. Michelle is like the blonde girl from 16 Candles, she's totally gorgeous, has great manners, goes out of her way to be nice to everyone...basically, there's absolutely nothing about her you can cut up, you can't help but want to be her friend. Everyone is now officially on notice: The New Word for April is Douchebag.